2 posts in one day

And this is the second one. Because BOTH POSTS TOGETHER ARE TOO BIG FOR THIS BLOG. That's right. And this blog is big, so these are some pretty big posts we're talking.

Ok, so I should probably just add a quick post about Navim, a TOTALLY TOP GUY who runs a Warhammer painting website here. I don't think that my vast readership includes people who will want to use his service - but if you are wanting to paint your figurines, I really recommend him.

Not only because the quality is a-grade, but because Navim is an excellent guy and dammit, there aren't enough of them around anymore. We should run breeding programs or something. Like Hitler did, only better.
Because we won't be breeding Nazis... we'll be breeding Decent Men! For use in my new Decent Men Clinic in England, which I will run. And make money with. Hot Diggity Damn! I am just BUILT for making money with ideas this smoking, hey?

But wait! How great a guy is Navim? You ask? Really? Cool.
He's this great. Now, I can't actually SEE this video I'm linking to, I'm just relying on Navim here. But YOU should watch this video. It will blow your mind*

There is also this pic, which may or may not blow your mind. It might even be a movie! I don't know! I can't see any of these from this internet cafe. The suspense! WHO KNOWS WHAT IT COULD BE??

Hot Diggitty-Damn!

Also, these videos were made on a trivia night when, again, we didn't win. But we drank alcohol, and even made funny remarks, and that's what matters, At The End Of The Day. As well as having your name in His book, but that's really the REAL end of the days, and Arnie will save us all anyway.
Yeah - so we were in the pub, and they LOCK US IN. Because the "President" of Sri Lanka is driving his car around outside. I don't know this guy at all. But that's the prez. Anyway, any prez who drives his car around at closing time so that pub patrons get locked in the pub? He's a-ok in my book.
This other chap (who I have called Paul, as that is his name) (and who is also a top bloke... honestly, Steve, Navim, Paul, ME, ..."Sri Lanka, where all the top blokes party" should totally be the new tourist campaign by the Sri-Lankan, ummm, tourist board.) - Paul! Yeah, Paul was once walking down the street when el-prez decided to drive out for a take-away maccas (man, he guzzles that stuff hard - that was also the real reason for his pub-closing-time driving shennanigans) and the security people MADE HIM FACE THE WALL.
Like he'd been a Bad Boy in school. Apparantly he was close to tears - that naughty corner stuff really screws with your mind.

So, Sri Lanka? Friendly people, good night life, Western style city with Asian-style prices, a prez who gets a mac-attack and drives his car around so you get locked in the pub, great beaches and the bad-assest mountain I've ever climbed - it's !ndia to the power of INFINITY+ ONE.

Ok, I'm gonna go watch some cricket!

* Please only watch this video if you want to blow your mind. I won't be responsible for any unforeseen mind blowing-ness.