Well, I came in yesterday *just* to do that, and guess what? There was no internet access in the offices! There were other madcap hijinks that occurred yesterday too, involving me, a date, and a movie - but they're just... too... bizarre. Really.
Ok, so, what is in store today for people who read my blog?
A CONSPIRACY... REVEALED!
that's right. I was watching the 6th Day, a great film with Arnie (the Governor!) in it, where there's genetic cloning and evil afoot, and Arnie solves these problems by killing everyone. It was totally refreshing and unexpected.
Here, though, is the kicker -
ladies & gentlemen, I present Steve Jobs, architect of Apple and high fashion everywhere, a man to not be trifled with!
Actually, wait, no, no I don't.
Sorry gang, Jobs really does look like the villain in the 6th day. But there's no way in heck I'm, oh, whatever, I'll give it a shot.
No, wait, that's not Steve... but THIS is!
And they look totally similar. Shut up, it's my blog.
Oh! A photo of the hoover dam!
Dave & I went Kayaking down the Colorado river, which is where the Hoover Dam begins, or something. It was really nice, and a good call by Dave (which made up for other lunacy that followed & pre-uh-followed the kayaking).
Actually, I'm not sure if that's the best pic I have, but eh! It's 6:20pm and I have to do something with my days. Like, I don't know, eat?
Another photo. I love how they have the little man falling into the oblivion, and that they repeat the sign to make sure you don't hurtle into the void. In the lower photo, our man seems to have become unstuck by a stray punctuation mark. Grammar - it hits you hardest when you aren't looking, eh?
Just a nice scenic river photo.
Ok! Tomorrow - the people we partied with! $1000 dinner! Limos! No, I am NOT KIDDING! It was so crazy, they, uh, did something crazy? Well, we did anyway, and that's What Counts.
