Thursday, June 7, 2007

FOX NEWS!

Delivering punches to the IQ for 10 years!!!

Yeah! That's it, FOX NEWS (Because we can), you entertain me all night long!!

So, all I can really comment on here is the zany crazyness of FOX NEWS, because I ain't doin' that much. The occasional osteo appointment, some IT, blah blah. But FOX? FOX NEWS keeps me warm at night.

Right now they're trying to work out how Bush can raise himself to the pantheon of "Great American Presidents." And who are the examples of "Great American Presidents"? The founding father? Honest Abe? Wilson? Roosevelt?

Hah. Gentle reader, you haven't obviously had the refreshing kick to the IQ that is FOX NEWS. The answer is simple - there's just one - Ronald Reagan.

That's right, the inventor of Reaganomics and the man who out-spent communism, apparently tops the list of "Great American Presidents"

Ahhhhh FOX NEWS, is there anything a swift blow to the IQ can't solve?

PS Reaganomics is a portmantou, which is itself a portmantou! It's like an endless recursion that might well end in a stack overflow, which is funny because that's exactly what my code did today!