Wednesday, August 29, 2007

To Jude

Hi Jude,

you're the only person reading this blog now, so I might as well wrtie to you on it. Tell Mikey I can't pay him the money I owe him, but that I'll get it to him soon - wouldn't want to end up like li'l Paulie!
And Jasmine has shingels, which is a shame, because she just won't go down that ...

Nope, not funny. I don't know where I was going with that one, I'm a tad hungover. Oh! I was going to do a Fox News! exerpt.

So, today, I'm watching Fox News! and the reporter says this:
"Well Eadie, only 40% of schools have been rebuilt since Hurricane Katrina, that's less than half."

Fox News! Helping the children suffering from the disasters of inept administration with impromtu maths lessons! Is there nothing they can't fix?

2 comments:

Al George said...

So now your readership levels have spiralled up to a dizzying total of 1.

With the power vested in these numbers ("0" and "1") I now pronounce the mathematical world as your shellfish of choice!

Anonymous said...

Woof woof woof woof!!!!