News!

Ok, so, roughly, I have no news. But I might!

In the meantime, I'm going to stop adding things to this blog, until I get news to tell you.

I mean, aside from the fact that I met a policeman in London who sang me the nursery rhyme "Muffin Man" when I asked him to.

But that's the kind of news that doesn't make the front page of the new york times, and if it doesn't even make THEIR shoddy standards, then no way is it going to be considered news at the MOART. Because we have real news. The news that other people don't have, because they just can't cut the mustard.

Probably. Maybe because they spend all their time trying to cut the mustard? Instead of getting news? I don't know.

Excelsior!

PS Oh! I saw Spiderman 3, and it was very good.