Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Nandos and the SOUL MATE Calculator

So, I'm still hunting for jobs here. It's kind fun, doing the whole job thing again!




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Not.

So, today, and any other days I have, were spent looking for jobs. BUT, the big news now is that, in the UK, Nando's is OUT OF CONTROL. It's like, well, a posh swanky place with fantastic chandelabras, or however you spell them, and wine, and mood lighting.
It's certainly not the Nandos' we have back in Oz, which is more a slightly-higher quality maccas. Anyway, I was thinking about what if Maccas sold wine (which they'd probably call McWine), and what THAT would taste like. I'm imagining it would not taste good at all.
Maybe really sweet, with some bubbles? Like that freaky cheapo champagne stuff?

Who knows! Except the secret lab-people who make up the maccas menu. And they must be on some serious acid - I mean, a McFlurry? Crazy.

Ok, and I was GOING to find out the exact name of my soul mate using this internet thinggummy, but it wants to send that name to my mobile phone, and charge me 9 pounds a week until I tell it to stop, so I'm not going to do that.

Also, there have been a regular plethora (ok, 2) of people who have written me emails asking me where I am, and what am I doing. And then saying "I should probably read your blog...". Now, I've just realised that these people won't actually get this message - but that is just crazy!

Ok, see how much I can write when I have nothing to note? Fantastic, isn't it? Maybe I should start wondering about other things. Like what to have tomorrow... a cheap falafel, a cheap yeeros, or maybe some cheap pasta?

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